Sparkle Ponies are just like Cigs and Alcohol

Please read the fine print:

Riding a Sparkle Pony may cause lung cancer. As well, Sparkle Ponies may harm unborn fetuses.

But, most of all, Sparkle Ponies DEFINITELY impair better judgement.

You have been warned....

(DISCLAIMER: World of Warcraft and Activision have been know to cause nausea when taken literally. At times a rare ailment may occur, and people may actually continue to subscribe to said game if not taken properly.)