Please read the fine print:
Riding a Sparkle Pony may cause lung cancer. As well, Sparkle Ponies may harm unborn fetuses.
But, most of all, Sparkle Ponies DEFINITELY impair better judgement.
You have been warned....
(DISCLAIMER: World of Warcraft and Activision have been know to cause nausea when taken literally. At times a rare ailment may occur, and people may actually continue to subscribe to said game if not taken properly.)